Guest Blog: Joanna Parypinski

Today, to promote her first novel, Pandora, author Joanna Parypinski’s blog tour lands in my neck of the woods.  Although I haven’t yet read the novel (but I am ordering it this weekend, as should you!), if it’s anything like the pieces of short fiction I’ve encountered, then I can guarantee it’ll be worth your time.  One story in particular, The Viola D’Amore, was part of the March 2012 edition of Cover of Darkness Magazine and remains one of the best stories from a new author I’ve read in a long time.  Read on to find out about The Origins of Pandora…

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How did I come up with the idea for PANDORA?

Ideas for my writing usually come to me in pieces. I’m not J.K. Rowling: my character didn’t just stroll up, fully-formed, into my mind. Often I’ll have multiple ideas floating around, seemingly disparate plotlines for different books, and the great moment of epiphany will be when I realize they can all come together to create one fully-developed story.

It started with an image: Pandora’s Box. In my mind, it was an intricately carved, ancient chest made of ivory, and inside of it, all manner of creepy plagues from Greek mythology awaited their release.

But just the idea of the box wasn’t enough for a book. You need plot, characters, themes, and a great climax. So I started creating my characters (a cook, a teacher, a bullied teenager, an alcoholic writer, a paranoid priest), and I started outlining how their lives would be affected by the box.

It was still missing something. I was only 18 though: a novice by many standards. Though I’d been writing short stories and even a few YA novels since I first learned to pick up a pencil, I still wasn’t fully developed as a writer.

Those other books, by the way, were written during my high school years: the first, called The Legend of Blackbeard’s Island, involved three teenagers who stumble across Blackbeard’s cursed treasure, along with his headless remains. The second, called Northern Lights, was a science fiction/murder mystery/ghost story in which the appearance of the Northern Lights allows us to perceive the frequency at which ghosts exist.

But I digress. The point is that, for a brief time, I was at a loss as to how to turn my idea into an actual story.

Then, on the Fourth of July, 2007, it hit me.

I was sitting in a neighbor’s backyard, on the edge of a manmade lake surrounded by large houses. Someone was setting off a firework show over the lake, the glittering explosions shimmering on the black water below. The fireworks were so close; debris rained down on us, still burning embers. Ash littered the grass. There was something enchanting and horrifying about the experience, being so close to something both magnificent and dangerous. What would happen if the grass caught fire? What if one of the fireworks went off just a little too low, a little too close to the houses and lake?

This moment cemented the rest of the book for me. I suspect you’ll understand better once you’ve read it yourselves.

If you’d like to read it for free, then why not try to win an e-book copy right now? Post about the PANDORA Blog Tour on Facebook, Twitter, etc. Then come back here and comment below with a link to each place you’ve mentioned the tour (as well as your e-mail and whether you’d like a PDF or ePub version). The more links, the more chances your name will get pulled out of the hat to win the e-book! This mini-contest ends at 11:59 PM PST, Sunday, September 30.

Don’t forget to enter to win the grand prize at axelhowerton.com!

The Pandora Blog Tour continues tomorrow at Ash-Krafton.blogspot.com.

Total Recharge

No, I’m not dead.  I’m still here…sort of.  As of right now I’m on a much needed vacation with my girlfriend, visiting with friends and family in Pennsylvania.  You have no idea how bad I need this break from my home life.  Work has been completely insane, the heat for the past two weeks has been over 105 degrees, and my general will to write has been nearly non-existent.  I love to write, but the fact that I haven’t been able to produce much of anything in some time has nearly driven me insane.  Which is the very reason I’m on this vacation.  A mental and spiritual recharge is just what the doctor ordered.  I realize that the rest of the year could be total shit lime the first half, but I plan to hit it with vengeance.  I also plan to begin blogging more starting next week.  I’ll be the first to admit I’m lazy as hell when it comes to blogging, but in order to keep interest in my writing, I’m willing to do whatever it takes to continue building a fan base and keep myself sane in the year of non-stop work.

But to tide you over, here are some pictures of my Indianapolis trip to the Days of the Dead con on the way to PA, where I finally got to meet Tom Savini, Traci Lords, and my guitar idol, Ace Frehley (unfortunately the website that uploaded my Ace picture is having trouble loading a full-sized shot, but I will post it as soon I can get it working).  Enjoy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now Available: Grindhouse

Keep reminding yourself, it’s only a book…It’s only a book…It’s only a book…

From some of the best writers in the genre comes this all new collection of exciting, exploitative and downright nasty tale. From bug infestations to body mutilations, no stone is left unturned by these sick and twisted minds. Marvel, if you will, at the evil teddies; try to remain calm as the babysitter gets more than just free food and a nice tip; come out from behind the sofa and finish the tale about the flesh-eating clowns; regulate your breathing as the pole-dancer learns some new tricks. It’s all inside this terrifying anthology, and much, much more.

I’m very happy to annouce that Grindhouse, from Crowded Quarantine Publications, has officially been released!  Not only does it contain “Home Invasion,” the novelette co-written by myself and Nikki McKenzie, but 16 other stories of madness and chaos from some of the best new writers in the genre.  I think I speak for the both of us when I say this story was a blast to write and hopefully a blast to read.

Here’s the description:  Luck is in short supply these days, and truck driver Justin Fisher would know. With a gambling addiction threatening his budding family, Fisher sets out to right himself…but what he and his work partner find on a Tennessee mountainside may have other plans…

Patience is also running on empty as his fiancee, Missy, finds her own problem back at home…the squirming, multi-legged type.

Rednecks…aliens…bugs…and lot lizards…

Keep your eyes open. Invaders come from high and low.

As of right now it’s only available on Kindle (Nook version coming soon), but as soon as it’s released in paperback (I’m told in mid-July) or any other format, I will let everyone know.

Happy reading!

My First Real Interview

In support for the upcoming release of the Grindhouse anthology, I did an interview with Adam Millard from Crowded Quarantine Publications.  In it, we discuss current projects, my writing style, inspirations, and ice cream.  Although this isn’t technically my first interview (the real first one was back in 2010 at Mo*Con when Kelli Owen unexpectedly threw me onto The Funky Werepig’s live podcast with Greg Hall), this is my first one with some story sales to back it up.

Read the entire interview here.

Here We Go Again…

Well, it seems that Mr. Tony G. has not listened to the outcries of damn-near everyone in the publishing community over the last month.  My guess is that he suffers terribly from In-One-Ear-And-Out-The-Other Syndrome.  A few minutes ago I received an email from the now infamous Undead Press editor asking me if I’d like to re-publish my former Cavalcade of Terror story in a new anthology of his–complete with new name, new cover art, and all the Thanksgiving fixings.  I took every ounce of strength to not write back, “Are you fucking high?”  But since I strive to be a professional, I simply wrote:

Absolutely not.

–Wesley Southard

I’m asking everyone out there–whether you’re a writer or a fan–to please not fall for this man’s crap.  It’s obvious he hasn’t learned a thing from this experience and will continue to do what he’s always done best: screwing authors.  I urge everyone reading this to give Tony and his unsavory “publishing” ethics a wide berth, as I imagine what has already happened to several other authors will more than likely happen again.  I don’t mean any disrespect to those who have published with him or will continue to publish with him, and I’m not asking anyone to write any more mean-spirited reviews on Amazon or emails to Mr. G.  Just remember why this entire debacle started in the first place.  (If you need a refresher, just read the post titled “Enough is Enough.”)

Just a friendly warning.

Now Available: Cover of Darkness June 2012

I’m happy to announce the publication of Cover of Darkness Magazine’s June 2012 issue, which contains my short story, “Between Those Walls,” can be purchased here.  This is my first appearance in a quarterly fiction magazine, so I’m extremely excited, as I’m sure you can imagine.

“Between Those Walls” is actually one of my earliest attempts at short story writing and submitting, and contains one of my favorite characters to date, Warden Jerome Dempson (who I plan on revisiting eventually, maybe even several times).  The original final draft came out to around 11,000 words, which I tried to sell as a two-parter to a magazine a few years ago.  In a seven paragraph rejection letter (yes, SEVEN), the editor explained in fine detail why he had decided to pass.  He went on to explain what he liked about the story, what he didn’t like, and why 11k was far too long for this particular story.  He was right on every point.  Yes, there are editors out there willing to help newbies and not just push them aside.

Over the course of a few years I slowly cut it down to the manageable 5900 words it currently sits at, and I’m very happy how it turned out.  There was something about writing a prison break that was too hard to pass up.

Here’s the description: His wife is dying, and Doug Brett is determined to break from prison to see her one last time…even if something unseen is keeping him there. What exactly is Warden Dempson keeping between those walls?

I hope that you’ll give it a chance.  Hell, it’s only $10 (plus shipping)!

Midwest Musings

Life is changing in Southwestern Indiana. That little guy to the left is only one of the eight–yes, eight–new members of my household, already joining myself and my frazzled cat.  My girlfriend, after only a few scant months for dating me, decided to take the plunge and move nearly three states over, away from her family, friends, and apparently the “world’s most delicious Maple doughnuts,” to start a new chapter in her life with me.

I’ve been away from the site for a few weeks now–hell, ok, a month–but I’ve had good reason.  February has been a long, strange, exciting month for me, and like most people finding themselves living with someone for the first time, it’s been an adjustment.  We’re still working on the “mine’s” and steadily molding them into “ours,” but we’re getting there.  All good things take time.  And, thankfully, the animals are getting along well enough (although my cat still panics when her dog gets anywhere near him).

I’m a different person than I was even a month ago.  I now get to wake up next to someone every morning.  I get to come home from work to a smiling face every day.  And I get to watch Quentin Tarantino movies every night snuggled up on my shitty leather couch with someone I love.  For a young guy like me, it’s more than I could ever ask for.

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On the publishing front, I’ve sold two stories this year so far.  First, I’m proud to say that I have finally sold one of my earliest (and longest) written stories titled “Between Those Walls” to Cover of Darkness magazine, and it boasts one of my favorite characters, Warden Jerome Dempson.  I’m extremely happy to have this be my first magazine appearance, but only sad part is that it won’t be out until November.  It’ll be worth the wait, I promise.

And second, my story “A Promise Not Kept” found its way into Undead Press’s Cavalcade of Terror anthology (cover art below).  Although I don’t have a release date on this yet, I’ve been told Spring of 2012 or sooner.  I’m hoping for sooner myself.

If any of these projects sound appealing, please keep checking back to this site for up to date info on releases and new release giveaways, and as always you can check out the Biblio page for purchase links and synopsizes for all of my “sold” works of fiction.

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 As far as appearances go for 2012, I’m still working on that.  Unfortunately I don’t get much vacation time at work, so my travel time is woefully limited.  Although I’d like to be involved with Horrorfind again this year, I’m still not sure what exactly is going on with the festivities.  Those who are usually involved with the scheduling are not taking part this year, so that trip still up in the air.  But there is a local signing I plan to be involved in sometime later in the year.  More info on that as it comes.

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Oh, and I just thought I would throw this out there for the world: Please stop saying the world is going to end this year.  I’m so over people refering to the fucking Mayan calandar for every bullshit thing that has happened this year, including tornados, storms, and that pimple on your ass cheek that refuses to leave.  No, the world is not ending in December.  I for one plan on being around for The Hobbit and Django Unchained.  And if you’re one of those who truely believes, then go do yourself a favor and bury your head in the sand and wait for the end.  At least save the rest of us from your babble.  The rest of us have lives to live.

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Until next time, you stay classy, Planet Earth.

25 and Counting…

(Photo by Jacob Haddon)

Thanks, everyone, once again for a great birthday weekend!  I know I may not get out to PA as often as I’d like (I’m working on it, I swear!), but knowing that I have the best friends a guy could ask for is the greatest feeling in the world.

Jazz Hands!

2012 Writing Goals

I realize that I don’t blog enough, and I apologize for that, it’s just…well, let’s be honest with them, Wes: I really don’t know what to write about half the time.  I’m not going to say I’m boring or anything, but even though I have my own opinions like everyone else (you know, like everyone having an asshole), I don’t always feel the need to throw it out there until I feel it needs to be said.  I’m a twenty-four year old guy (soon to be twenty-five in a few weeks), I live alone with my cat (which will change in a month or so when Katie and her animals move out here with me), and I get up every morning, go to work, come home, fart, eat, scratch myself, write, watch Comedy Central, go to bed, and repeat.  I sometimes struggle to find something to blog about that might catch someone–anyone’s!–attention.  That’s why there’s not always a new blog.  But I hope to change that soon.  With Katie moving out here in a few short weeks, life is about to take a serious turn.  Things couldn’t be better for me, and with this new addition to my house I believe I will have more things to speak about–subjects that’ll let you in on little ol’ me.

But until then, here are my writing goals for the year.  I’m sure things will change as 2012 barrels forward, but as of January this is how things hope to pan out:

  1. Finish the five or six half-finished short stories that are sitting in my computer untouched.  I know they’re good ideas and all they require is sitting down and completing them.
  2. Finish the third draft edits of my novel, titled “The Betrayed.”  It currently sits at 92,251 words, but my ultimate goal is to slice it down to 87-88k.  At the advice of someone much wiser than I, I haven’t touched it or looked it over since this time last year, but my plan is driving through it head-first after those handful of short stories are done.  Four and a half years is long enough on this bad boy.
  3. After the novel is done, I want to spend the rest of the year working on two novellas.  One titled “One for the Road” is about a quarter done, and the other, which currently has no title, has yet to be started.

That’s it.  Not too unreasonable if you ask me.

And should something else come up, I’ll be ready.